logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Pregnant Stamp

couple on dateA man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.

The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband dug out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.

In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."

More Jokes

  • airplane trip from Indianapolis to Chicago

    Flight Time

    Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard…
  • nuts

    Got the Munchies?

    Mrs. Jones had been steadfast in her local congregation for many years and that is why…
  • Default Image

    Thanks

    A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an…
  • Default Image

    Goober Marksman

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Toucan Yell

    Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The…
  • Default Image

    Three-Sixty 727

    The controller who was working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a…
  • man shopping

    Can't Take It With You

    "You just go ahead," the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. "While you're…
  • Default Image

    Wacky Definitions

    Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal…
  • Default Image

    Unfinished Quest

    Long, long ago an old Indian chief was about to die, so he called for Geronimo and…
  • Default Image

    King of The Jungle

    The lion was proud of his mastery of the animal kingdom. One day he decided to make sure…
  • Default Image

    When One Shows Up

    A preacher prepared for Sunday morning service, but only one person, a farmer, was there.…
  • Default Image

    First Case Tried

    An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so…
  • Default Image

    Pig Call

    A church secretary takes a call. The caller says ,"Is the head hog at the trough…
  • Default Image

    Top Ten Signs You Might Have a Bad Furnace Repair Guy

    10. His face permanently blackened like a cartoon bomb went off 9. Pushes his personal…
  • Default Image

    Lost In Jail

    I was reviewing my client's case with him in prison when it was announced that visitors…