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    Saved by the Tomato

    A story is told of an unemployed man who is desperate to support his family. His wife…
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    More Laws of Life

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    How Business Communications Work

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    No E-mail (copyrighted??)

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    Stupid Inventions

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    Maine Vets

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    Withheld Pay

    After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, my Uncle Joe was hired by a…
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    Skipping School

    The local high school has a policy that the parent's must call the school if the student…
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    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 3

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    Horse Looking

    One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful horse. Hoping to buy the animal, he…
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    For Sale Sign

    A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming…
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    Boat Compromise

    My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one…
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    Speeding Hymns

    If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:at 45 mph.... "God Will Take…
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    George W. meets Moses

    George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a…
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    Kids Off Track

    Kids statements that are a little... off track:* God bless America thru the night with a…

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.

The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband dug out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.

In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."

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