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    Put Him Back

    When my now 14-year-old daughter was 3 and her younger brother was getting into…
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    Signs of Aging

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    Turtle Keeper

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    Hymns vs. Choruses

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    40 Year Solution

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    Blood Flow

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    The Half Cake Diet

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    Message Break

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    Family Records

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    Minivan Tow

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    Golf Meditations

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    Flight Time

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    Politically Correct Light Bulb

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    Epitaph

    A doctor wrote about an epitaph he had seen in a local cemetery:"In memory of my father:…

chickens"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.

"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"

"Nothing special, sir," he replied.

"We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."

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