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    Window Entry

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    New Pope

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    Battle Hymn of Term Finals

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    E-mail Problem

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    Talking Surprise

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    The Buck Stops Where?

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    Resume Blunders

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    Graduation Speech Notes

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chickens"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.

"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"

"Nothing special, sir," he replied.

"We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."

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