logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Prescription Check

An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith."

"Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since when does a druggist second guess a doctor's orders?"

The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since February."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Tow Request

    The minister's car wouldn't start and so he called the garage to come and tow it in for…
  • Default Image

    Beef Prices

    It's a summer holiday weekend and a man walks into a butcher shop which has a sign in the…
  • Default Image

    For Sale Sign

    A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming…
  • Default Image

    Patient Problem

    When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his…
  • Default Image

    Letter Pride

    One woman was bragging to her next-door neighbor about her son, a college student. "Why,…
  • Default Image

    Medical News

    Dr. Mike Wilson asks his patient, "Which do you want first, the good news or the bad…
  • Default Image

    Great Cheese

    The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased with his meal that he asked to…
  • Default Image

    Lemon-Aid

    A local bar was so sure its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a…
  • Default Image

    Employee of the Month

    Chuck Rogers, a self employed marketing consultant, has won his company's 'Employee of…
  • Default Image

    Seeing Eye Dogs

    Two men are walking their dogs. The first guy has a doberman, and the second guy has a…
  • Default Image

    Giuseppe Spomdalucci

    To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After…
  • house3

    Secret Of Life

    A woman walking down a residential street, noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on…
  • Default Image

    Goober Golf Dispute

    Two goobers were starting a round of Golf together. On the first tee, the first guy…
  • Default Image

    Too Late To Date

    An elderly woman died last month.Having never married, she requested no male…
  • puddle

    Country Puddle

    A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the…