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    No Speaka Da German

    A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed…
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    God Will Provide

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    Overdue Rent

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    Exam Assistance

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    Hamster Care

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    Dependents

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    "R" Troubles

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    Wedding Pass

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    Laws of Household Physics

    Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of…
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    Goober Flight Lesson

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    Biblical Endorsements

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    Seen in the Cafeteria

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    Instructions for Microsoft's New TV Dinner

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    Martha's Way Vs My Way

    Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent…
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    How Cold is it?

    An annotated thermometer: (degrees Fahrenheit, then Celsius) +50 / +10* New York tenants…

Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, "How much are these oranges?"

"Two for a quarter," answered the vendor.

"How much is just one?" she asked.

"Fifteen cents," answered the vendor.

"Then I'll take the other one," said Mrs. Goldberg.

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