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    Substitute Teacher

    Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute…
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    Australian Football

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    Great Cheese

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    Australian Military Helicopter Simulation

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    Movie Night

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    Animal Superbowl

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    Failing Eyesight

    An older lady was expecting a gentleman friend to call on her later in the day. She was…
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    Better Preacher

    After the visiting preacher finished, a woman came up and said, "You were much better…
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    No Contraband

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    One Interest

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    *Famous Sports Quotes*

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    Classroom Talk

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    What's for Dinner?

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    Cat Sale

    A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping…

It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the most noise. He seized the lad, dragged him to the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused. Returning to the classroom, the principal restored order and lectured the class for half an hour about the importance of good behavior. Now," he said," are there any questions?

"One girl stood up timidly. "Please sir," she asked, "May we have our teacher back?"

"Where is exactly is your teacher?"

"He's in the hall, sir."

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