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    Why Teachers Go Gray

    These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville,…
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    Three Escape

    Three women escaped from prison....one was a goober. They ran for miles until they came…
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    Singing Practice

    Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she…
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    Forgotten Watch

    A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for…
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    A Job Worse Than Yours

    The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring…
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    Frog in Pocket

    A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the…
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    Bilingual Parrot

    This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. He sees one on a perch with a red string…
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    Goober 2 by 4s

    A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of them walked into…
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    Perley Moore Buys a Truck

    There was a farmer, Perley Moore, who had recently bought a truck and found that the…
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    Size 8 Shoes

    A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well…
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    Bank Line

    With only two tellers working at the bank, the line I was standing in was moving very…
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    Seen Signs

    These signs might not communicate what was hoped for. On a California freeway: Fine for…
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    Some Wacky Definitions

    EGOCENTRIC: a person who believes he is everything you know you are. MAGAZINE: bunch of…
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    Primative Tech Support

    The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when…
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    Morning People

    I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me awake."Hi!" exclaimed my peppy…

The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things.

First: Why did you revolt?

Second: How did you get out of your cell?"

One of the three men stepped forward, "Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful."

"I see.  And what did you use to break the bars?", the warden asked.

Replied the spokesman, "FrenchToast..."

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