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    Cheap Gas

    When the car engine developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had…
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    Jar Number 47

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    Sharing by Example

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    A Few Shelves

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    Finish Paving

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    Dollar Math

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    Goober Medical Terms

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    12 Reasons to Buy a New Car

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    God Will Provide

    A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells…
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    Quarter Rush

    On a busy Friday night at the restaurant where I'd recently started waiting tables, the…
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    Sibling Takings

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
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    Lobster Tails

    A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a seafood restaurant and…
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    Absent Minded Professor

    One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded…
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    Robbie's Move

    Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new…
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    Marry An Actor

    An aspiring young actor asked a young lady's father if he could have his daughter's hand…

The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things.

First: Why did you revolt?

Second: How did you get out of your cell?"

One of the three men stepped forward, "Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful."

"I see.  And what did you use to break the bars?", the warden asked.

Replied the spokesman, "FrenchToast..."

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