logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Prison Riot

The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things.

First: Why did you revolt?

Second: How did you get out of your cell?"

One of the three men stepped forward, "Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful."

"I see.  And what did you use to break the bars?", the warden asked.

Replied the spokesman, "FrenchToast..."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • picture of a football

    Football Tryouts

    A football coach was asked how he picked a team from a bunch of raw recruits. "I hate to…
  • Default Image

    100 GB

    Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the…
  • Default Image

    Salt and Mensa

    Mensa is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher.A few years ago, there…
  • Default Image

    First Job Hunting

    Recently, our 18-year-old daughter started hunting for her first real job. She spent an…
  • Default Image

    Busy Mom

    My busy mother sometimes accidentally left pots and pans on the stove with the burners…
  • Default Image

    Away Messages

    When you are out of the office, here are some away messages to use:1. Thank you for your…
  • Default Image

    Larger Than 20

    A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our…
  • Default Image

    Oriskany Falls

    The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so…
  • Default Image

    Ride To Church

    A teenager who had just received her learner's permit offered to drive her parents to…
  • Default Image

    Church Visit

    My grandson, Justin, returned from his first time in church and was asked how it went.He…
  • family1

    Dressing The Kids

    The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses her children alike, right…
  • Default Image

    Buffalo Comments

    Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said, "Those are the…
  • Default Image

    Market Conditions

    The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr.…
  • Default Image

    104 Year Best

    Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing…
  • Default Image

    Freshman's Blind Date

    "How was your blind date?" a freshman college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the…