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    I'm Aging Gracefully

    I'm the life of the party ... even when it lasts until 8 p.m I'm very good at opening…
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    Police Pastor

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    Grocery Pickup

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    VIP Impression

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    Dangerous Cargo

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    Quantum Date

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    The Beginning

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    Got the Munchies?

    Mrs. Jones had been steadfast in her local congregation for many years and that is why…
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    Civil War Re-enactment

    Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the re-enactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's…
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    Gnashing of Teeth

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    Evaluation Excerpts

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    E-mail Problem

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    Rejection Rejection

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    Freshman's Blind Date

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Jimmy was sent to prison for his crimes but he told the warden he wasn't worried at all about serving his full term.

The warden asked him why, since most prisoners immediately start planning how they can get out early.

Jimmy replied, "Well, my wife has never let me finish a sentence the whole time I've been married!"

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