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    Hiccups Cure

    A man entered a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. When the pharmacist came out,…
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    In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his…
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    Losing New Balls

    Morris had been playing golf for years. He always used the very finest equipment, but his…
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    Computer Repair

    An office technician got a call from a computer user. The user told the tech that her…
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    School Daze

    It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from…
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    Gorilla Sundae

    A gorilla walked into a drugstore and ordered a $1.50 chocolate sundae. He put a…
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    Evil Brothers

    There were two evil brothers. They were rich and used their money to keep their ways from…
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    One Per Point

    One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests…
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    Animal Superbowl

    During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals…
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    Gravity Situation

    I saw a report recently, about how gravity, which is a non-renewable resource, is…
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    Instrument Test

    I'm a middle school band teacher, and I match students to instruments by testing them on…
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    One Hard Question

    There was a student who wanted to be admitted to the University.He was smart enough to…
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    Check The List

    Planning a Christmas weekend of entertaining guests, I made a list of things I needed to…
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    Bus Pole

    While riding the bus, my mother noticed a young man, who was holding onto the same pole,…
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    Out of the Loop

    Mr. Norton was in the hospital recovering from an operation when the nurse on duty…

Jimmy was sent to prison for his crimes but he told the warden he wasn't worried at all about serving his full term.

The warden asked him why, since most prisoners immediately start planning how they can get out early.

Jimmy replied, "Well, my wife has never let me finish a sentence the whole time I've been married!"

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