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    One Question Interview

    A handyman, who was working for a Synagogue, had asked for a raise and was turned down.…
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    Library Lost and Found

    Arriving back at the dorm late one evening, my roommate explained that she had gotten…
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    Great Writer

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.…
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    Burger Change

    I had just finished visiting a friend in the hospital and stopped by a burger…
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    Argument Settled

    The other day, Avril and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
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    Professional Animal Trainer

    As a professional animal trainer, I was disturbed when my own dog developed a bad habit.…
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    Pitching Control

    A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk…
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    Young Guy's "BG"

    At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and…
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    Office Answering Message

    "Hello, you have reached an office that thought it was so smart getting all it's…
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    Foot Pill

    A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the…
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    Cowboy and The Preacher

    One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were…
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    Mad Cow Conversation

    Two cows are conversing in a field. The first one says to the other, "Have you heard…
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    Dish Shopping

    When visiting her family in Los Angeles, a woman decided to explore a trendy shopping…
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    The Toddler Diet

    Americans are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that…
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    Absent Minded Professor

    One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded…

Jimmy was sent to prison for his crimes but he told the warden he wasn't worried at all about serving his full term.

The warden asked him why, since most prisoners immediately start planning how they can get out early.

Jimmy replied, "Well, my wife has never let me finish a sentence the whole time I've been married!"

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