logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Heartfelt

    Jimmy was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with…
  • deer

    Deer Prayer

    The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. The…
  • Default Image

    GOLF, n.

    [1] a game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad…
  • Default Image

    Bricklayer's Insurance Claim

    I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number…
  • Default Image

    God Will Provide

    A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells…
  • Default Image

    Drug Store Questions

    Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married.…
  • Default Image

    First Time Babysitter

    A young girl was babysitting for the first time - beginning her shift shortly after…
  • Default Image

    12 Step Web Addicts Recovery Program

    1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to,…
  • combination lock

    Combination Faith

    The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the…
  • Default Image

    Free Will

    A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form.…
  • Default Image

    If Bill Gates Owned a Restaurant

    Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the…
  • Default Image

    Untouched for 600 Years

    A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. "This…
  • Default Image

    Methuselah Diet

    Methuselah ate what he found on his plateAnd never, as people do nowDid he note the…
  • Default Image

    Tracing Family

    Dear Abby:I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to…
  • Default Image

    New Pet

    A man was driving down a country road when he saw a baby pig along side the road. He…
A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked. He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day and sealed a few screws, and everything was working as before.

The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a minute later, he was shocked.

"This is one-third of my monthly salary!" he yelled.

Well, all the same he paid it and then the plumber said to him, "I understand your position as a professor. Why don't you come to our company and apply for a plumber position? You will earn three times as much as a professor. But remember, when you apply, tell them that you completed only seven elementary classes. They don't like educated people."

So it happened. The professor got a job as a plumber and his life significantly improved. He just had to seal a screw or two occasionally, and his salary went up significantly.

One day, the board of the plumbing company decided that every plumber had to go to evening classes to complete the eighth grade. So, our professor had to go there too. It just happened that the first class was math. The evening teacher, to check students' knowledge, asked for a formula for the area of a circle. The person asked was the professor. He jumped to the board, and then he realized that he had forgotten the formula. He started to reason it, and he filled the white board with integrals, differentials, and other advanced formulas to conclude the result he forgot. As a result, he got "minus pi times r square."

He didn't like the minus, so he started all over again. He got the minus again. No matter how many times he tried, he always got a minus. He was frustrated. He gave the class a frightened look and saw all the plumbers whisper: "Switch the limits of the integral!!"
Powered By JFBConnect