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    Denture Feedback

    A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set…
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    Finkel's Fine

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    Paper Eater

    A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the…
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    Sam's Fishing

    A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish…
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    Senior's Ode to Medication

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    Will To Remember

    A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: "To…
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    Babies at the Mall

    A young mother was standing outside a mall holding her six-month-old baby and her…
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    Friends Like That

    A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we…
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    Rodentially Clean

    Johnny, age 5, was being taught to be neat and clean and to pick up after himself. One…
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    Lawyer Choice

    There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came…
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    Happy Eggs

    One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for…
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    Nice Boyfriend

    One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they…
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    Lost Friends

    Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to…
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    Vulgar Parrot

    So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a…
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    Little Benjamin

    Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working. "Mom, can I…

Kurt was going out with a nice girl and finally popped the question. "Will you marry me, darling?" he asked.

Lisa smiled coyly and said, "Yes, if you'll buy me a mink."

Kurt thought for a moment and then replied, "Okay, it's a deal, on one condition."

"What is that?" Lisa asked.

"You'll have to clean the cage," Kurt replied.

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