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    Future Price of Roses

    The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was taking an unusually long time to…
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    I sell new and used computers for a living. At an exhibit and sale, I decided to give…
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    Someone At The Door

    A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to…
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    Old Red

    Red Buttons, appearing on Dennis Miller's Show, announced he was 80 years old but that 80…
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    Men, Dogs, Women

    1. How Dogs and Men Are the Same Both take up too much space on the bed.Both have…
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    Award Shows

    Can you believe how many award shows they have now? It seems like that have an award show…
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    Snake Glasses

    An old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very…
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    Weird Library Reference Questions

    All of these situations are real and some of them were mighty embarrassing.Enjoy! Part 1:…
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    Calling For Technical Support

    Calling For Technical Support (sound familiar?)------------------------------Ring...…
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    Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

    1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down…
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    Blessed Be The Tie

    A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came…
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    Car Privileges

    David and Bernice had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On…
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    Mechanic Rate

    A woman surgeon was disturbed about the high cost of her car repair. "This is…
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    Young Guy's "BG"

    At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and…
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    Sibling Takings

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
"Write a sentence about a public servant," said the teacher.

The small boy wrote, "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."

The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.

"Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."
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