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    Quarter Rush

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    Sunday Compliment

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    Poor Vagabond

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    Good Old Dave

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    Seen This?

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    Environmental Problem

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    Ice Capades

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After a particularly inspiring worship service, a church member greeted the pastor. "Reverend, that was a wonderful sermon. You should have it published."

The pastor replied, "Actually, I'm planning to have all my sermons published posthumously."

"Great!" enthused the church member. "The sooner the better!"

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