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    Retirement Savings

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    Deacon's Minutes

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    Australia Q & A

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    Ooops in the Forest

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    Tow Request

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    Jar Number 47

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    Fish Heads

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    Apology Letter

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    Favorite Candy

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    Too Distant / Too Close

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    Houdini Wannabe

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    Whisper Shock

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    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    Yard Sale Anger

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After a particularly inspiring worship service, a church member greeted the pastor. "Reverend, that was a wonderful sermon. You should have it published."

The pastor replied, "Actually, I'm planning to have all my sermons published posthumously."

"Great!" enthused the church member. "The sooner the better!"

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