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Pull Over

"Hey you!  Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop.

The lady complied, and the judge next day fined her twenty-five dollars.

She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always examined her chequebook, should learn of the incident. 

Then inspiration struck and she marked the check stub, "One pullover, $25."

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