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    Karmel Recipe

    The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and…
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    Chemlite Arrival

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    Oarsmen News

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    Office Dog

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    You Might Be an Engineer If...

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    Memory School

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    Screaming patient

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    Airborne Recruiting

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    Transcribing Confusion

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    Tough Kids

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    Turtle Ears

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    More Sayings

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    Chocolate Calories

    A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a…
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    Healthy Life

    In the smoking-car the conversation turned to the merits and demerits of various ways of…

A young pupil asked, "Master, what is fate."

"Ah, my son, it is what has brought great nations together. It has made the world a smaller place in which to live. It has inspired men of worth to work endless hours. It will some day enable men to span the universe and light years of travel will soon become mere seconds in time."

"And that, my master, is fate?"

"Oh, fate! I thought you said freight."

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