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    Take Fore

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    Haircut ID

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    Don't Repeat

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    Sheriff Vet

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    Education At Work

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    The Woodcutter

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    From the Beginning

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    Ungrateful Son-In-Law

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    Vice President Pride

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    The Internet Pledge

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    Two Plus Two

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    Who's On First - Computer Version

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    Friends Like That

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A young pupil asked, "Master, what is fate."

"Ah, my son, it is what has brought great nations together. It has made the world a smaller place in which to live. It has inspired men of worth to work endless hours. It will some day enable men to span the universe and light years of travel will soon become mere seconds in time."

"And that, my master, is fate?"

"Oh, fate! I thought you said freight."

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