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    Workin' on the Railroad

    Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At his interview, the inspector asked…
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    Husband's Estimate

    Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years…
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    Drought Conditions

    Two brothers, both farmers, were talking on the phone.One asked the other how bad the…
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    24 Pigs

    A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina. A…
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    Vacation Location

    A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw…
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    The Next One

    After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband…
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    Awake Tip

    Tech support people like me spend our days on the phone with customers. Many like to chat…
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    Traffic Camera

    A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for…
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    Survivalist Training

    A Scoutmaster was teaching his Boy Scouts about survival in the Alaskan wilderness. "What…
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    Goober Farmers

    There were two farmers, neither one had much common sense. They were told by the Forman…
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    Lesser Known Laws

    Okay, you've heard of Murphy's famous Law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong.…
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    Q & A

    Q. Why did Freud cross the road?A. Hmm, and when did you first notice this interest in…
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    Bob's MG

    I was driving the other day and came up on a VW Beetle with a license plate reading 'BOBS…
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    Gift Parrot

    There was a man who travelled all around the world.Every city he stopped in he would buy…
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    Poor Dad

    A father worked as an accountant for the Air National Guard. Despite a regular adequate…

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson.

"Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor.

"'Putt' is correct," he replied.  "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it. 'Putt' means a vain attempt to do the same thing."

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