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Dad Sayings
I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue." Fathers never get a chance… -
Things You Will Never Hear
Things you'll never hear a man say: 1) Here honey, you use the remote. 2) Ooh, Antonio… -
More One-liners
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Madness… -
Signs Your SUV Is Too Big
Signs Your SUV Is Too Big~ The last time you took your kids to a Monster Truck pull the… -
Pawn Return
In 1952 I was in the Army and had just arrived in Frankfurt, Germany. I had no money and… -
Daytime Television
A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing… -
Day of Thanksgiving
And after all is said and done...the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the… -
Chapatti Riddle
In a party one of Pastor Tim's friends asked him how many chapattis he could eat with an… -
Drought Conditions
Two brothers, both farmers, were talking on the phone.One asked the other how bad the… -
I Hope I'm Sick
A fellow was sitting in the doctor's waiting room, and said to himself every so often,… -
Why Dogs Can't Use Computers
10. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse. 9. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and… -
Losing New Balls
Morris had been playing golf for years. He always used the very finest equipment, but his… -
Retirement At The Inn
Why didn't somebody tell me?With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching… -
Bob's MG
I was driving the other day and came up on a VW Beetle with a license plate reading 'BOBS… -
Daddy's Trick
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you…
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