Put or Putt?

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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 24 March 2011

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson.

"Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor.

"'Putt' is correct," he replied. "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it. 'Putt' means a vain attempt to do the same thing."

Created: 24 March 2011

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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