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    Bottle Drive

    The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles for a fund raising activity. One ambitious but…
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    A Captain's Tale

    Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly-man who showed no fear in…
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    Substitute Teacher

    Walking through the hallways at the middle school where I work, I saw a new substitute…
  • A joke about two hunters lost in the forest.

    Lost Goober Hunters

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    Country Refreshment

    A man was on a long walk in the country. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little…
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    Denture Feedback

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    Holding Hands

    While at the mall, I saw an elderly couple holding hands while they were walking. As they…
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    The Beginning

    When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his…
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    Dog Exercises

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    Board Meeting

    After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church…
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    Goober Line Painter

    A goober who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was…
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    Goober at the River

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    Why Ask Why

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    Automobile Acronyms

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    Mouse Repellant

    A couple moved to the country when they retired. One mild winter, they had a bit of a…

A couple is going out for an evening on the town.

When they are almost ready to go, the wife tells her husband not to forget to put out the cat.  However, after a Taxi arrives and as they go out the door the cat darts back in the house.

Not wanting the cat shut in the house while they are out the husband goes back in to get the cat as the wife goes and gets in the cab.

The wife not wanting it known that the house will be empty while they are out explains to the cab driver, "He is just going upstairs to say good-bye to mother."

A short time later the husband comes down and gets in the cab.  He says, "Sorry it took so long but the stupid old thing was under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger!"

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