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    How Was I Born?

    A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well,…
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    Ship Movie

    On many U.S. Navy ships the movie screen is suspended amid-ship so that it can be viewed…
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    Homework Problem

    One of my third-graders came to school crying. "Jonathan's upset because he couldn't…
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    Enemies in the West

    A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we…
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    Bike Training

    Never having learned to ride a bicycle as a child, I finally decided to do it in my late…
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    Efficient Breakfast

    The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to…
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    Proud Rooster

    A minister had just finished an excellent dinner at the home of a congregation member…
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    Thanks Mom

    When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a…
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    In A Few Moments

    So far today, Lord, I've done all right; I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper,…
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    Geese V

    Q: Why is one side of the V geese make always shorter than the other? ........... A:…
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    Caught Sleeping

    Just in case your boss catches you asleep at your desk, be ready to blurt out one of…
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    Inspiring Music

    A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to…
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    Dad and Baby

    One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some…
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    Personalized Plate

    While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my personalized license…
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    Accident Prayer

    As my five-year-old-son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car…
If it rings, answer it. Talk kindly.

If it clanks, call the repairman.

If it whistles, ignore it.

If it is a friend, take a break.

If it is the boss, look busy.

If it talks, take notes.

If it is handwritten, type it.

If it is typed, copy it.

If it is copied, file it.

If it is Friday, forget it!
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