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    Famous Last Words

    * Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.* Step back a bit, I can't get you in the…
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    Learned From a Snowman

    "All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... " --It's okay if you're a…
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    Valentine's Day

    After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl…
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    Egg Timing

    A friend of mine, a new bride, was on her honeymoon and spent one night at her spouse's…
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    Charity Answer

    Father O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He…
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    Tired and Thirsty

    Three students are leaving their last classes of the day.The law student is thinking,…
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    Military Intials

    When I was a newly commissioned Lieutenant in the Army, I was assigned as a temporary…
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    Holding Hands

    While at the mall, I saw an elderly couple holding hands while they were walking. As they…
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    Employment History

    To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia…
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    Flight Fear

    Our co-worker kept trying to get her mother to fly out for a visit. "No way am I getting…
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    Good News

    *Good News* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. They say the house…
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    Another Try - Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say

    Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say...20. You know, when you build your…
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    Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 Years To Learn

    1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.2.…
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    Because I Am A Guy

    Because I am A Guy... ..I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I…
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    Homilies To Live By

    Homilies To Live ByGive a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to…
If it rings, answer it. Talk kindly.

If it clanks, call the repairman.

If it whistles, ignore it.

If it is a friend, take a break.

If it is the boss, look busy.

If it talks, take notes.

If it is handwritten, type it.

If it is typed, copy it.

If it is copied, file it.

If it is Friday, forget it!
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