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Silent Monastery

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is…
Turtle Keeper

Martin was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the…
Moving In Motivation

My engineer husband is meticulous but mild-mannered. While our new house was being built,…
You Know You're Really A Mom When . . .

You Know You're Really A Mom When . . . 1. You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake…
Lost Pigs

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered…
Doctor News

A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting. The doctor told…
Live to 100

When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of…
Mail Problems

Thanks to Kim Harding for day's real life laugh from her family. Dear Pastor Tim, This is…
Vow of Silence

A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then…
My Dog At It

A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning. That was about half the…
Gorilla Sundae

A gorilla walked into a drugstore and ordered a $1.50 chocolate sundae. He put a…
If You Go, I'll Go

A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he…
Totally Out of Shape

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to…
The Perfect Church Design

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three month…
Miles and Eggs

The teacher noticed that Mike had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get…