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Grandmothers

The following have been taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds.A grandmother…
Dog Tricks

*Mind Games You Can Play with Your Humans* 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T…
Formal Letter

At the end of last semester, a fellow student complained about how he failed the English…
Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed…
Wacky Definitions

Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal…
Letter From Tooth Fairy

Dear _________________ : Thank you for leaving one [1] tooth under your pillow last…
Silly Mom

Thanks to list member Lowell Guebert for sending in this real life, happened to her,…
Hurry Home

It has to be confessed that the minister was rather long-winded. During his sermon a…
Passed Note

A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.…
How Much Are Your Dogs

If you are not sure what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. It seems this…
Late at Walmart

Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on…
Summer Camp

A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer…
Dear Marty

Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter.…
Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords

1. "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared." 2. "This…