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    Street Name

    "I'd like the number for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia," the young man said to the…
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    Coast Guard Keeping

    My daughter Michelle is the commander of a Coast Guard Cutter. When she gave my husband…
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    Monitors

    I sell new and used computers for a living. At an exhibit and sale, I decided to give…
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    Reward Change

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    Minivan Tow

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    Missing Bags

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    Dumb Sports Quotes

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    A Better Keyboard

    What do we want? A keyboard for fat fingers! When do we want it? BOW!
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    Fish Heads

    A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and…
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    Exact Address

    Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a…
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    Clumsy Ad Copy

    - No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really…
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    Charity Answer

    Father O'Shea, the parish priest in the village, was giving a sermon about charity. He…
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    Hearing Aid

    While talking with my semi-deaf uncle one evening, I noticed that his "hearing aid" was…
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    Do It Yourself

    When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a…
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    Pray Loud

    Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys…

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30 minutes he seriously proposed marriage.

"Look," she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other."

"You're wrong," the young man declared.

"For the past 5 years I've been working in the bank where your father has his account."

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