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    Boot Lesson

    A teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on. He asked for…
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    I Love My Job

    I Love My Job (apologies to Dr. Seuss) I love my job, I love the pay, I love it more and…
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    Handy Gadget

    After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time,…
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    Slow-Driving Grandma

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police…
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    Jumper

    At the local Starbucks, a little guy exchanged words with a big bald guy and it looked…
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    I Always Wondered About That

    During a summer break from my studies at an engineering university, I worked in a scrap…
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    Priory Priority

    The 104-year-old building that had served as the priory and primary student residence of…
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    French Dream

    A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class.To encourage him, his teacher said,…
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    Definitions

    ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.…
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    Car Privileges

    David and Bernice had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On…
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    Church Mice Problem

    Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner.The first Pastor said, "Ya know,…
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    PC Assets

    My husband refused to learn how to operate a PC. I tried to get him to realize how…
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    What Does That Mean?

    Little Levi attended church for the first time with his buddy, Jimmy. As the pastor got…
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    Clergy Golf

    Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, my brother and three other priests swapped…
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    Tennis Talk

    A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise so he decided to play…

There is a story about a new clerk in a supermarket.  A customer asked him if she could buy half a grapefruit.  Not knowing what to do, he excused himself to ask the manager.

"Some nut out there wants to buy half a grapefruit..." he began, and, suddenly realizing that the customer had entered the office behind him, continued, " ...  and this lovely lady would like to buy the other half."

The manager was impressed with the way the clerk amicably resolved the problem and they later started chatting.  "Where are you from?" asked the store manager.

"Lancaster, Pennsylvania," replied the clerk, "home of ugly women and great hockey teams."

"Oh, my WIFE is from Lancaster," challenged the manager.

Without skipping a beat, the clerk asked, "What team was she on?"

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