Quickest Way to York

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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 14 October 2010

A man approached a local person in a village he was visiting.

"What's the quickest way to York?"

The local scratched his head.

"Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger.

"I'm driving."

"That's the quickest way!"

Created: 14 October 2010

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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