If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving!
My dog was my only friend. I told my wife that every man needs at least two friends, so she bought me another dog.--Henny Youngman
Great minds discuss ideas;Average minds discuss things;Little minds discuss people.
When the guy who made the first drawing board got it wrong, what did he go back to?--Steven Wright
A gentleman never insults someone unintentionally.--Oscar Wilde
Noah was an amateur; the Titanic was built by professionals.--Malcolm Allison
I live by my principles, and one of my principles is flexibility.--Br. Everett Dirksen
Only dead fish "go with the flow."
It is not enough to have every intelligent person in the country voting for me. I need a majority.--Adlai Stevenson
No woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.--George Coote
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.--Douglas Adams
A politician will always be there when he needs you.--Ian Walsh
There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life.--Thomas Huxley
Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.--Ambrose Bierce
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