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    Photo Apology

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    Gators!

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    Appendix Worry

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    Jean Squeeze

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    Putting the Cat Out

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    Yellow Canaries

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    Talking Clock

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    Coach Call

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    Pants

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    Does That Hurt

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A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter ''R,'' and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it.

To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: ''Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.'' In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the sentence out loud.

The boy nervously eyed his classmates--many of them already laughing at him--then replied, ''Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because the bunny wasn't cooked enough.''

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