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    $100.00 Please

    A little boy, who wanted $100.00 very badly, prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.…
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    Cow Predictions

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    Pilot Pride

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    Biblical Endorsements

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    Life and Death

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    Death Statistic

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    Bad Sign

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    Scale Pondering

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    Quick Thinking Dog

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    Military Haircut

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    Backwoods Labor

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    16 Ways To Confuse Your Roomate

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    Shoplifter Excuse

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    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 3

    11. Subject: Children's Logic: Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a…

A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter ''R,'' and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it.

To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: ''Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.'' In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the sentence out loud.

The boy nervously eyed his classmates--many of them already laughing at him--then replied, ''Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because the bunny wasn't cooked enough.''

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