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Rabbi Schwartz Answers His Phone

"Hello is this Rabbi Schwartz?"

"It is"

"This is the IRS.  Can you help us?"

"I can."

"Do you know a Sam Cohen?"

"I do."

"Is he a member of your congregation?"

"He is."

"Did he donate $10,000?"

"He will."

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