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Raffle Toy

Tom had won a toy at a raffle.  He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.

"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.

"Who never talks back to mother?"

"Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices answered in unison,  "Okay, dad, you get the toy."
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