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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 29 November -0001

Employee: I have been here 11 years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I want a raise.

Boss: Well, I can't give you a raise, but if you'll tell me who the other two men are, I'll fire them.

Created: 11 April 2005

Last Updated: 13 July 2011