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A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box.  He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it.

"Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector.

"Yes, that was it!"
"You goober!  You've thrown away one of the first books ever printed.  A copy recently sold at auction for half a million dollars!"

"Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything close to that much," replied the man. 

"It was scribbled all over in the margins by some clown named Martin Luther."
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