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    Number Eighteen

    A first time prisoner is placed in his cell with a cellmate. Before long it is time for…
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    Electrical Officer

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    Quit Bothering Us

    We had spent the day moving from our farmhouse into our new house in town. Early the next…
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    John Will Be Fine

    The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his…
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    Out Of Step

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    Australian Football

    I'd heard that Australian football is a lot rougher than the American version, but never…
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    Hot Fishing Spot

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    Check The Mirror

    Harry was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after…
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    Number Married

    I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't…
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    Get-Well Gift

    My wife coordinates get-well gifts for our church members who are in the hospital.…
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    Turtle Accident

    Two snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and said, "Do you guys…
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    Public Servant Sentence

    "Write a sentence about a public servant," said the teacher. The small boy wrote, "The…
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    The End is Near

    A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The…
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    Ooops in the Forest

    Two hikers were walking through some foothills when they came upon a 6 foot wide hole in…
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    Cheap Gas

    When the car engine developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had…
A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box.  He happened to mention that Guten-somebody-or-other had printed it.

"Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector.

"Yes, that was it!"
"You goober!  You've thrown away one of the first books ever printed.  A copy recently sold at auction for half a million dollars!"

"Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything close to that much," replied the man. 

"It was scribbled all over in the margins by some clown named Martin Luther."
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