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Rare Steak

A cattle rancher went into town on a Saturday night for a sit-down steak dinner. When the waiter brought him his steak it was rare--very rare. Too rare.  The cow-puncher looked at it and demanded that it be returned to the kitchen and cooked.  

"It is cooked," snapped the waiter.  

"Cooked--nothing," replied the cow-puncher. "I saw a cow that was hit by a train that was hurt worse than this"
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