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    In the Bag

    I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on…
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    Things Mom Doesn't Want To Hear

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    Let Me Feel Your Pain

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    More Too Much Coffee

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    Dentist Prayer

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    Political Faith

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    Snake Glasses

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    Bricklayer's Insurance Claim

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    I Think Not

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    Price Reduction

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    Library Lost and Found

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    Smuggler Prosecution

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    All Roads Lead Back to Rome

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    No E-mail (copyrighted??)

    An unemployed man is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day and his…
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    Goober Circle

    A goober had just bought a new sports car and was out for a drive when she swerved…
A cattle rancher went into town on a Saturday night for a sit-down steak dinner. When the waiter brought him his steak it was rare--very rare. Too rare.  The cow-puncher looked at it and demanded that it be returned to the kitchen and cooked.  

"It is cooked," snapped the waiter.  

"Cooked--nothing," replied the cow-puncher. "I saw a cow that was hit by a train that was hurt worse than this"
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