logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Ravine Golfing

One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing.

Ben sliced his ball deep into a wooded ravine.  He grabbed his 8-iron and proceeded down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.

Ben searched diligently through the thick underbrush and suddenly he spotted something shiny.  As he got closer, he realized that the shiny object was in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.

Ben screamed out to his golfing partner: "Hey Thomas, come here, I've got big trouble down here."

Thomas came running over to the edge of the ravine and called out, "What's the matter Ben?"

Ben shouted back in a nervous voice, "Throw me my 7-iron!  Looks like you can't get out of here with an 8-iron."

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    How To Know When You Are Ready For Parenthood

    How To Know When You Are Ready For ParenthoodMESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa…
  • Default Image

    Serious Shopper

    I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just…
  • Default Image

    Connecting Chaos

    The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they…
  • Default Image

    Golden Bear Answer

    A reporter was interviewing Jack Nicklaus. He said, "Jack, you are spectacular, your name…
  • Default Image

    Captain Comeback

    I worked in the biology department at Buffalo State College in New York. The Great Lakes…
  • kitchen old

    Hearing Loss

    A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used…
  • Default Image

    Think She'll Die?

    One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I noticed a group of preschoolers gathered…
  • Default Image

    Ol' Spot

    A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As…
  • kangaroos

    Kangaroo Fence

    A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high,…
  • Default Image

    Senior Ailments

    A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: "My arms are…
  • Default Image

    Translation Tries

    A Latin American minister was touring the U.S. in an effort to boost financial support…
  • Default Image

    Money Date

    Part way through his dinner date, my brother deduced the woman he was with was more…
  • Default Image

    Tax Colors

    A Dutchman was explaining the red, white and blue Netherlands flag to an American."Our…
  • Default Image

    Sarahella

    After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a…
  • Default Image

    104 Year Best

    Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing…