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    Packing

    I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in…
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    Golf Hole

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    Lesser Known Laws

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    Nephew Caddy

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    Ships Passing

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    Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say

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    Family Togetherness

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    Doctor in the House

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    Welcome Home

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    Goober Compensation

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    Moving Labels

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    Cough Remedy

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    The Chief's Wife

    "NEXT," the conference emcee announced, "we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol,…
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    How Was I Born?

    A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well,…
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    VIP Impression

    My husband was once employed in the printing division of a large manufacturing firm. One…

She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, she thought, I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I'll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present."

She took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put the new one on. The silversmith examined the tray carefully, shook his head and said, "Lady, this can only be done so many times!"

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