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A three-year-old boy went with his father to see a litter of kittens.  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were 2 boy kitties and 2 girl kitties.

"How do you know?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied, "I think it's printed on the bottom."

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