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    Elevator Repair

    Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the…
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    How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

    *How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?* Golden Retriever: The sun is…
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    Rejection Rejection

    Have you ever had a resume rejected? Don't ever let it happen again. The next time that…
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    Computer Support Woes

    Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee: *Note the word 'former'…
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    Saintly Sons

    Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He…
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    Top Ten Toys You May Have Trouble Finding This Year

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    You Know You're a Northerner When

    You know you're a northerner when...~ you know the 4 seasons - winter, still winter, not…
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    Sewing Lesson

    My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to…
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    Ever Riden a Honda?

    A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the…
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    Gender Request

    After learning the Lamaze method of natural childbirth, I was admitted to the delivery…
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    Home Maid Cure

    A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend. By the time he got home Sunday,…
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    Dead Faint

    The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.…
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    Husband Chair Feedback

    A young man was sitting next to me in one of the two "husband chairs" in a ladies'…
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    Sharon's Shampoo

    Hi, pastor Tim! This is a story of something I did to myself not too long ago. I live in…
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    In Charge

    One evening a preschooler, Krystal, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting.…
Two campers, Chris and Michael, are awakened by the sounds of an obviously large bear outside their tent, looking for food at their campsite.

Immediately, Chris pulls a pair of running shoes out of his backpack and quickly puts them on.

Incredulous, his friend Michael says, "There's no way you can outrun that bear."

Chris replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear.  I only have to outrun you."
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