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    Grandfather Putt

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    The Chief's Wife

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    Quotable Quotes

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    Animal Thoughts

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    Robbie's Move

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    Herd Of Cows

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    Chow

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Give a man a fish and he will eat all day.

Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy expensive fishing equipment, stupid-looking clothes, a sports utility vehicle, travel 1000 miles to the "hottest" fishing spot and stand waist-deep in cold water so he can try to outsmart a fish.

Average cost per fish: $395.68

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