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    Rich Uncle

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    Expecting

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    Miscellaneous Goobers

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  • A joke about two hunters lost in the forest.

    Lost Goober Hunters

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. My uncle Joe and…
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    Today I didn't Do It

    One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three…
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    Perfect

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    Backwoods Delivery

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    Boat Compromise

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    Measuring Up

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    Cross Country Move

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    Marry An Actor

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    Cutting Class

    "Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose…
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    Pet Hotline

    The Iams Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The…
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    Holding Hands

    While at the mall, I saw an elderly couple holding hands while they were walking. As they…
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    Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

    One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog…

As a psychologist, my first job was working in a small clinic. One of my patients was a pleasant woman who needed emotional support because of some recurring health problems.

After six months of treating her, I was really impressed with my work. In one session, my patient was reviewing her career and personal accomplishments over the last 50 years as a way to boost her self-esteem.

Suddenly she paused and looked at me. What she said next brought my ego back in line. "Honey," she asked sweetly, "what was it again that you do for a living?"

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