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    "If It" Office Advice

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    Another Virus Warning

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    Isn't That Nice?

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    Dear Dog

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    Insurance

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    30 Minutes To A Cleaner House

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    Pet Names

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    Memento

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    Wooden Bayonet

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    Thomas

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    Missed Bus

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    That's It

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    Rest Stop

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Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle.

A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale.

"No," replied the gentleman, "my son just bought his first car and right now he's getting ready for a big date."

"So what's with all the stuff?" asked the neighbor.

"Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports equipment out of the way every time I came home from work I wanted to make sure the driveway was ready for him."

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