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    Wills Explained

    I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed this question to the…
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    Upset Wagon

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    Lawyer Choice

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    Little Benny

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    Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen

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    Mailbox Problem

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    Rhymes and Tubes

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    Connecting Chaos

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    Office Answering Message

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    It Might Be Cleaner

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    Engineering Dictionary

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    School Curlers

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    Blind Date Slap

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house2Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle.

A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale.

"No," replied the gentleman, "my son just bought his first car and right now he's getting ready for a big date. He'll be taking the car out soon to pick up the girl."

"So what's with all the stuff?" asked the neighbor.

"Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports equipment out of the way every time I came home from work, I wanted to make sure the driveway was ready for him."

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