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    Prison Sentence

    Jimmy was sent to prison for his crimes but he told the warden he wasn't worried at all…
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    Out of the Loop

    Mr. Norton was in the hospital recovering from an operation when the nurse on duty…
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    Prepared Chicken

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    White Gloves

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    One Seat Allowed

    A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by…
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    "If It" Office Advice

    If it rings, answer it. Talk kindly. If it clanks, call the repairman. If it whistles,…
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    Bad Day Sign

    You know it's going to be a bad day when your teenager knocks on your bedroom door first…
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    Brave Firefighters

    A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the…
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    Singing Practice

    Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she…
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    Calling In Sick

    Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of…
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    Ironic Call

    One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him…
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    Black Snake

    It was the first camping experience for Jed.As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went…
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    Tech Support Fun

    A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.The tech asked her if…
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    Hostage Situation

    Do you know anyone in your office like this?At the data-entry company where I work, the…
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    Doctor Keeps Trying

    A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor…

If you took the same excuses that people use for not going to church and apply them to other important areas of life you'd realize how inconsistent we can be in our logic.  For example:

Reasons Not To Wash

1.  I was forced to as a child.

2.  People who make soap are only after your money.

3.  I wash on special occasions like Christmas and Easter.

4.  People who wash are hypocrites-they think they are cleaner than everyone else.

5.  There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't decide which one is best.

6.  I used to wash, but it got boring so I stopped.

7.  None of my friends wash.

8.  The bathroom is never warm enough in the winter or cool enough in the summer.

9.  I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.

10.  I can't spare the time

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