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    More Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

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    Talking in Your Sleep

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    You've Had Too Much Coffee When

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    Singing Practice

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    Thanksgiving Grace

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    Kitten Revival

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    Light Bulb List Members

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    Car Ads

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    Important Political Decisions

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    Gated Community

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    Spin the Bottle

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    Family Dinner

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    Cake Baking for Mom's of Small Children

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    Duelling Judges

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    Goober Catch

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Reasons You Should Buy a New Car:

- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.

- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.

- You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.

- 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for 3 days.

- When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"

- Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club".

- While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.

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