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    No Matter What

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    The Grandma Test

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    Deacon's Minutes

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    Expecting

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    Dads and Babies

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    Prescription

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    Cow Horns

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    Field Test

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    Ten Dresses

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    Why Ask Why

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    Parachute Training

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    The Night Shift

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    Bagel Storm

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    Dog Errand

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Reasons You Should Buy a New Car:

- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.

- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.

- You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.

- 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for 3 days.

- When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"

- Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club".

- While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.

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