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    Car Sale

    Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the…
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    Break Even

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    Hymns for Speeders

    Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you: 45 mph.................God…
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    Late For Church

    A young girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could to Sunday…
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    Grocery Pickup

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    Pie Manners

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    2 Words

    A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then…
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    Lingering Hug

    We had made some changes in our lives. My husband had lost 50 pounds and after eight…
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    One Man Team

    (Note: It's just a joke so change the name of the teams as it suits you.) The Redskins…
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    Military Chat

    During the second Gulf War, I was an Air Force colonel. I routinely flew on different…
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    Firehouse Training Session

    At a training session in the fire station, the team was assembled around the kitchen…
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    Strange Problem

    A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day."Doc, there's something…
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    What is This?

    A Rabbi, a Priest and a Salvation Army pastor walk into a bar.The bartender says to them,…
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    Stolen Goat

    The following is a quote from a director of sports information in the Navy, regarding the…
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    Hand Dryers

    My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church and…

Reasons You Should Buy a New Car:

- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.

- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.

- You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.

- 15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep your car for 3 days.

- When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"

- Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club".

- While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.

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