More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Caught on the Job

    The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 A.M. He did his best for a while, but at…
  • Default Image

    Jewelry Store Application

    Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich of the rich in Boca…
  • Default Image

    Skipping School

    The local high school has a policy that the parent's must call the school if the student…
  • Default Image

    Back In Office

    When I became a licensed chiropractor, I moved back to my hometown and soon had a…
  • Default Image

    Birds and Bees

    Donald Ogden Stewart, the writer, had a son away at prep school. When the boy reached the…
  • Default Image

    Lost Baggage

    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage…
  • Default Image

    Johnny Hollers

    Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out, "Okay everyone…
  • Default Image

    The Student Mind During Final Exams

    Contents of The Student Mind During Final Exams 10% The prof. never covered this section!…
  • Default Image

    Forgotten Watch

    A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He gets a bit carried away and talks for…
  • Default Image

    If Airlines Sold Paint

    *If Airlines Sold Paint*Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well, sir, that all…
  • Default Image

    Help Wanted

    A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: "HELP…
  • Default Image

    Couple Descriptions

    Even mismatched couples may described kindly.1. He's a chiropractor, and she is a pain in…
  • Default Image

    At Home

    While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started…
  • Default Image

    Sick Day

    Our local newspaper ran several stories about a study that tied male obesity to a…
  • Default Image

    Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

    Reasons You Should Buy a New Car:- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of…

An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to the old man, "Remember when we were younger and you used to hold my hand?"

The old man grabs the old woman's hand.

Then she says, "Remember when we were younger and you used to put your arm around me?"

The old man puts his arm around the old woman.

Then she says, "Remember when we were younger and you used to nibble on my ear?"

To the old woman's surprise, the old man gets up off the couch and starts to walk away. "Honey, where are you going?" she says.

The old man replies, "I'm going to get my dentures."

Powered By JFBConnect