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Repeat Position

A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coastguard, trying to get the yacht's location, called it on the radio. "What is your position? Repeat, what is your position?"

And the reply came back, "My position? Well I'm marketing director of a medium sized computer software company in the East Midlands."

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