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    Rescue Mom

    My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his…
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    Accounting Secret

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    Heavenly Music

    I attend a small village church in rural PA. On any given Sunday, we may have six or…
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    Catching Fish

    A guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without…
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    Anthill Golf

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    Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line

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    Homework Problem

    One of my third-graders came to school crying. "Jonathan's upset because he couldn't…
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    Flu Notes

    (Notes pinned to the pillow of a mother who has the flu by a well-meaning husband who has…
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    Tired Son

    A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back…
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    Fish Heads

    A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and…
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    Dead Seagull

    A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him,…
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    Foot Pill

    A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the…
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    How does a home schooler change a light bulb?

    Q: How does a home schooler change a light bulb? A: First, mom checks three books on…
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    Missed Bus

    The new family in the neighborhood overslept, and their six-year-old daughter missed her…
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    Didn't See That Coming

    The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week that her…

Aunt Mary, a spinster of 92, had finally consented to go to a rest home, but strictly on a two-week-trial basis. Consequently, she took a small overnight case with only the bare essentials.

A couple of days later her niece was surprised to get a phone call from her demanding more clothes.

"Please bring me that good black silk, my lavender print, the brown wool..." and she went on and on. Finally after a brief questioning from her niece, Aunt Mary expostulated:

"There are MEN in this place!"

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