logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Rich Guy

    One day a rich man drives pass a open field and he sees a guy standing there eating grass…
  • Default Image

    Lost Bible

    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.…
  • Default Image

    Valedictorian

    At the beginning of the school year, one seventh grader was reflecting on his chance at…
  • Default Image

    Cool In The Desert

    Two guys met in the middle of the desert. One was carrying a car door, the other an…
  • Default Image

    City Preacher

    Having grown up just outside New York City, I barely knew a cow from an ear of corn.…
  • handcuff

    Houdini Wannabe

    A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance"…
  • Default Image

    Today I didn't Do It

    One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three…
  • Default Image

    Chemlite Arrival

    Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps very difficult. We attach small…
  • doctor office

    Little Voice

    A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that…
  • Default Image

    High Blood Pressure

    A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic…
  • Default Image

    Circles

    During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed…
  • Default Image

    Methuselah Diet

    Methuselah ate what he found on his plateAnd never, as people do nowDid he note the…
  • Default Image

    You're not a kid anymore when....

    You're not a kid anymore when....1. You're asleep but others worry that you're dead.2.…
  • Default Image

    You Know You Are a Geek When

    You know you are a geek when . . .You look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that…
  • Default Image

    Employee Gift

    A new pastor, eager to make sure the church's employees would like him, called them…
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.  They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,

"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this, 'Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new location.'"
Powered By JFBConnect