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    Lost Bid

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    No Horns

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    You Know You're in Trouble When

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    New Car

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    Back Seat Johnny

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    A Deeper Problem

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I was meeting a friend in a restaurant and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me.

"Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.

Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy and told him a girl had just rated me a nine out of ten.

"I don't want to ruin it for you," he said, "but when I walked in, they were speaking German."

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