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    Pillar Interruption

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    Sign Return

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    Emergency Visit

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    Commercial Reward

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    Don't Repeat

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    Gated Community

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    Needle Manners

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    Reward Change

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I was meeting a friend in a restaurant and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me.

"Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.

Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy and told him a girl had just rated me a nine out of ten.

"I don't want to ruin it for you," he said, "but when I walked in, they were speaking German."

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