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    Pessimistic Friend

    An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found…
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    Passing Time

    My husband and I both look very young for our ages. In fact, we've hardly aged a day…
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    When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her ability to answer the…
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    Pray Loud

    Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys…
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    Guard Dog

    My sister-in-law, a truck driver, decided to get a dog for protection. As she inspected a…
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    Helping Mom

    A little while after my mother was widowed, it became apparent that she was unable to…
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    Longevity Answer

    The Jewish Chronicle had heard that Benny was coming up to his 110th birthday so they…
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    Please and Thank You

    While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She…
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    London Building

    A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of…
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    Crash Report

    As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon…
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    I'm a Moth

    A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a…
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    Signs You are Broke

    SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE 1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"2. Your…
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    Committee Praise

    The new pastor was winding down the service. In the back of the church, the fellowship…
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    Wire Guard

    Gale-force winds and frigid temperatures had taken their toll. Snapped electric wires…
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    Rough Flight

    The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:"I was on a plane last week,…

I was meeting a friend in a restaurant and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me.

"Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.

Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy and told him a girl had just rated me a nine out of ten.

"I don't want to ruin it for you," he said, "but when I walked in, they were speaking German."

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