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    2 Sunday School Lessons

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    That's the Way . . .

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    Lost Phone

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    Verbalized Prayers

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    Positively Wrong

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    Genius

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I was meeting a friend in a restaurant and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me.

"Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.

Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy and told him a girl had just rated me a nine out of ten.

"I don't want to ruin it for you," he said, "but when I walked in, they were speaking German."

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