logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Cereal Adjustment

    Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now…
  • Default Image

    Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline

    You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change. Before you take off, the…
  • bank

    Balance

    I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other…
  • Default Image

    Fan Help

    Although I have three sons, it was always my daughter who helped me with chores around…
  • Default Image

    Sorting Letters

    Myrddin had gotten a part time job at the Post Office and the supervisor there had been…
  • Default Image

    Reversal of Fortune

    Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you…
  • Default Image

    More Sayings

    Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an…
  • Default Image

    Chute Error

    While being transported to basic training as a new enlistee of the Air National Guard, I…
  • new years_eve_white_hat

    Newlywed Compromise

    For our first New Year's together as a married couple, my wife offered me a choice of…
  • Default Image

    Negotiated Rules of Golf Between AARP and USGA

    The AARP has negotiated with the USGA to modify the following rules of golf for…
  • Default Image

    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 1

    1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a…
  • Default Image

    Signature Birthday Surprise

    A famous author was autographing copies of his new novel in a Cleveland department store.…
  • Default Image

    More Incorrect

    Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had…
  • Default Image

    The Verge

    A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' Mother's name?"One child…
  • Default Image

    Top 17 Inspirational Messages Not Heard at Work

    (17) There is no "I" in "teamwork"...But there is in "management kiss-up". (16) If you do…

The restaurant where I took my two sons for a meal was crowded with fans watching a sporting event on television.

The harried waitress took our order, but more than half an hour passed with no sign of her return.

I was trying to keep my kids from becoming restless when suddenly shouts of victory came from the bar.

"Hey," commented my 11-year-old, "it sounds as if someone just got his food."

Powered By JFBConnect