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    Sunday Drive

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    Goobers With Shovels

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    Hunting Prayer

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    Orchestra Note

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    Things to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:

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    Valentine's Day

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    Run Through the Woods

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    Locked Out

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    Three Escape

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    Vacuous Goober

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    Minibike

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    Happy Birthday Elsie

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    Magnet Comeback

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    Football Sleep

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The restaurant where I took my two sons for a meal was crowded with fans watching a sporting event on television.

The harried waitress took our order, but more than half an hour passed with no sign of her return.

I was trying to keep my kids from becoming restless when suddenly shouts of victory came from the bar.

"Hey," commented my 11-year-old, "it sounds as if someone just got his food."

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