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    Jack's Will

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    Letter From A Farm Kid

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    Lawn Ornaments

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    Coffee Delivery

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My husband, an auto mechanic, was looking for higher-paying work and asked me to write his resume on the computer. As I typed, I used spell check to make sure everything was perfect.

I soon found another benefit to this function... it doubled as career advisor. Every time it stopped on the word Mazda, it suggested I change it to Mercedes.

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