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Resurrection Update

A singing group call "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church.

Everyone was excited about the concert and looked forward to the event. We were disappointed when a big snowstorm postponed the group's performance.

To let everyone know about the cancellation, the pastor changed the sign outside to read,

"The Resurrection is postponed."

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