logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Rewiring

Because our former small-town parish was not a wealthy one, our pastor was dependent on parishioners for upkeep and maintenance of the church.

Once he asked my husband, Sam, to rewire the confessionals. The only way to reach the wiring was to enter the attic above the altar and crawl over the ceiling by balancing on the rafters.

Concerned for my husband's safety, I waited in a pew.

Unbeknownst to me, some parishioners were congregating in the vestibule. They paid little attention to me, probably assuming I was praying.

Worried about my husband, I looked up toward the ceiling and yelled, "Sam, Sam, are you up there? Did you make it okay?"

There was quite an outburst from the vestibule when Sam's hearty voice echoed down, "Yes, I made it up here just fine!"

More Jokes

  • women sisters

    Sister Cheer Up

    My sister and I are close, and that allows us to be honest with each other. One evening…
  • Default Image

    Children At The Dinner Party

    During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally…
  • Default Image

    Patriotic Father

    On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father…
  • Default Image

    Surgery Plan

    We were on our way to the hospital where our 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to…
  • Default Image

    Dog Applicant

    A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute.…
  • Default Image

    Computer T-Shirt Slogans

    Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. As a computer, I find your faith in technology…
  • Default Image

    Basic Training

    For some recruits, there is nothing basic about basic training. It was clear that one…
  • Default Image

    Bulletin Bloopers #2

    More Church Bulletins Bloopers - The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which…
  • Default Image

    Card Name

    Those of us who worked at the front desk of a convention hotel in Williamsburg, Va.,…
  • Default Image

    Forced Landing

    A flight instructor was sent out to help a student who had radioed that he was about to…
  • Default Image

    "Dilbert Quote" Contest

    A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to…
  • Default Image

    Lost

    Steve took his new wife camping for the first time. At every opportunity, he passed along…
  • Default Image

    Herd Of Cows

    A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho," and went out walking with one of…
  • chickens

    Chickens in the Sack

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. There were two…
  • man glasses

    Age Question

    A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New…