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    12 Reasons to Buy a New Car

    1. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.2. Instead of an…
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    Pastor To The Rescue

    There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one…
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    Priest Twin

    Our priest suddenly became ill and asked his twin brother, also a priest, to fill in for…
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    End of Mayan Calendar

    Several thousand years ago... Mayan one: "Okay guys I've finished the calender!" Mayan…
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    Job Application

    This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast-food…
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    Hiccups

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
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    Sibling Takes

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
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    Busted

    He was a young Pastor and as usual the enemy would try to stir up trouble in the family…
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    Stolen Turkey

    Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I…
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    Ash Request

    A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me…
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    Passing Time

    My husband and I both look very young for our ages. In fact, we've hardly aged a day…
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    Methuselah Diet

    Methuselah ate what he found on his plateAnd never, as people do nowDid he note the…
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    Better Trainer

    A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of…
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    *Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer*

    *Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer* 1. Well, it's…
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    Passing Notes

    An elderly couple are attending a church service. About halfway through, she writes a…

The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.

One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So . . . how do you like your rice? Boiled? Or fried?"

Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, "Thrown."

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