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    Ohio

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    Flight Observation

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    Crocheted Dolls

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    Hi Tech Watch

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    Goober Horseback Riding

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    You Know You're Growing Old When...

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    House Call

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    Game Time

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    Card Name

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    Tree Faller

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    Daaaad!

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The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.

One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So . . . how do you like your rice? Boiled? Or fried?"

Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, "Thrown."

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