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    Radio Transmission

    This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a U.S. naval ship and…
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    Poor Vagabond

    A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a…
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    Goober Crossing

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Pierced Ears

    The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly…
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    A Touch of Home

    Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home…
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    Old Dodge

    A man was driving along in his beat up old dodge, when suddenly it broke down. He was…
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    Norma Findlay in Room 302

    A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Michael's Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible…
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    College Nerves

    While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that…
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    One Man Team

    (Note: It's just a joke so change the name of the teams as it suits you.) The Redskins…
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    Shakespearean in Dallas

    A kid and his mom were walking on the sidewalk in Dallas. The kid, being 100% Texan, upon…
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    Children's Message

    A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service,…
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    Mother Tongue

    I figured out why they call our language the "Mother Tongue." Fathers never get a chance…
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    English Verses Western

    My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses…
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    Ravine Golfing

    One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing.Ben sliced his ball deep into a…
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    Do Something Nice

    Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away…

The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.

One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So . . . how do you like your rice? Boiled? Or fried?"

Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, "Thrown."

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