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    Goober Skydiver

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    62nd Birthday

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    Bishop's Role

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    How To Train A Cat

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    Misbehaving Phone Call

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    Speeding Excuses

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    Excuses To Give When You Have Missed Work

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    Mowing the Lawn

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    Wet Clothes

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    Dad and Surgeon

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    Cutting Class

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    Signs Your Church has Sold Out to Corporate Sponsors

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    Shovel Need

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    Telephone Answering Ordeal

    A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she…
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    The Beginning

    When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his…

The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.

One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So . . . how do you like your rice? Boiled? Or fried?"

Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, "Thrown."

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