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    F1 - Help

    My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon he noticed a young…
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    Concert Lights

    My 14-year-old daughter, Maggie, and her best friend, Joannie are fans of 60's music.…
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    Beware of Bread

    A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, "SMELL OF BAKED BREAD MAY BE HEALTH HAZARD."…
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    Horse Batter

    On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a race horse with him to add…
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    Cow Help

    A man was driving down a country road in the middle of dairy farm country when his car…
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    Bad Sign

    A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the…
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    Speeding Hymns

    If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:at 45 mph.... "God Will Take…
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    Last One

    A New Mom took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time. She dressed her…
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    Pay Mistakes

    One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything…
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    Thoughts on Genealogy

    ~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.~ I trace my family history so I will…
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    Check The List

    Planning a Christmas weekend of entertaining guests, I made a list of things I needed to…
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    Comedians' Convention

    Someone brought a visitor and the new fellow sat fascinated as the funnymen shouted out…
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    A Few Fishing Definitions

    HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement used to…
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    Clothing Return

    While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning…
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    Car-jacking Foiled

    An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped…

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.

The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 PM for 20 cents.

I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $3.50.

Then my wife's father died and left us ten million dollars."

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