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Rodentially Clean

Johnny, age 5, was being taught to be neat and clean and to pick up after himself. 

One evening after taking his bath his mother asked him if he had picked up and taken care of his dirty clothes.

He replied, "Yes Mom, I picked them up and put them right in the hamster".
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