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    No Speaka Da German

    A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed…
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    Men's Thesaurus

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    Diary Secrets

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    Allergy Medicine

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    Test Crash

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    Correction

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    Landing Check

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    Vacation E-mails

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    Commercial Reward

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    Cooking Terms

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    The Same Taste

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    Laws of Computing

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    George W. meets Moses

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    Flower Request

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    Kissing Son

    I was in line at a restaurant. In front of me was a mother with her college-age son and…

As the passengers settled in on a West Coast commuter flight a flight attendant announced, "We'd like you folks to help us welcome our new co-pilot.  He'll be performing his first commercial landing for us today, so be sure to give him a big round of applause when we come to a stop."

The plane made an extremely bumpy landing, bouncing hard two or three times before taxiing to a stop.  Still, the passengers applauded.

Then the attendant's voice came over the intercom, "Thanks for flying with us.  And don't forget to let our co-pilot know which landing you liked best."

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