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    Signs of the Times

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    CD Sleeves

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    No. 5 Bus

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    Letter From A Farm Kid

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    Baby Talk

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    Sorry I'm Late

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    First Date

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    Geese V

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    Lost Ball

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    What Is That?

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    No More Gators

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    Late Arrival

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    20 Minutes of Eternity

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    Ten Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow

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    Medically Speaking

    The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he…

An elderly parish priest was tending his garden near a convent when a passerby stopped to inquire after the priest's much-loved roses.

"Not bad," said the priest, "but they suffer from a disease peculiar to this area known as the black death."

"What on earth is that?" asked the passerby, anxious to increase his garden knowledge.

"Nuns with scissors."

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