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    The Confused Goober

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    Learn Those Numbers

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    Truth About Children

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    Chewed Out

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    Diary of A House Husband

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An elderly parish priest was tending his garden near a convent when a passerby stopped to inquire after the priest's much-loved roses.

"Not bad," said the priest, "but they suffer from a disease peculiar to this area known as the black death."

"What on earth is that?" asked the passerby, anxious to increase his garden knowledge.

"Nuns with scissors."

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